Dear Roc, WTF IS THIS????

Dear Roc,

I saw the trailer for your new movie The Obama Effect, and here is my review:

0:18 – So, you’ve had a heart attack. And you use your second chance at life to get right with God? Lose weight and eat better? Travel the world? Or….

0:36 – …watch CNN?

0:43 – Wait. You’re wearing an Obama suit. And Obama boots. #AllObamaEverything I’m confused

0:50 – And now you’ve covered your house in Obama posters. Justin Bieber stans don’t even go hard in the pain like this.

1:02 – Quitting your job to campaign? Yes we can…refuse to watch this mess

1:26 – A Pimp Named Slickback is worth 10 points in the Negrospotting game at the Republican National Conventions

1:34 – “Anti-Black if it will make me more money.” Ward Connerly, is that you?

1:40 – Meagan Good is here for the “new new” quota in every Black movie

1:45 – I’ll let Jab Zudah slide for this f*ckery given that he’s taken 50’leven hits to the head

1:54 – “Original music by Cee-Lo Green.” There was a budget for that? He wanted to be affiliated with this crap? Keep it real – you bought some random Goodie Mob tracks that didn’t make the cut for their last album

2:02 – What the everlasting f*ck is this?

2:15 – Oh. So after 2 minutes of unadulterated nonsense you want to get reflective and isht? Not buying it.

2:22 – Now hologram Obama makes an appearance? *throws laptop in bathtub*

It’s bad enough we had to deal with Clint Eastwood’s inexplicable f*ckery at the Republican National Convention, but WTF is this? Roc, I assumed this was supposed to be an anti-Obama hit piece, but the YouTube page has a link encouraging people to join the campaign. If that’s the case, you have failed EPICALLY.

Well Roc, I am your people, and I’ll help you deal with losing the $485.02 you lost making this movie. Quit pretending this crap is a pro-Obama movie. Join Dinesh D’Souza on the anti-Obama campaign trail. These movies are so bad they might actually work in Obama’s favor. Or better yet, quit making these crappy movies, and do sitcoms again. Cuz this is turrrrrble

I am your people. Read the comments for advice from my people.

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