LeAnn Rimes: Chew this a$$

Since when is kissing your boyfriend a crime?! Who’s right was it to take pics of us in a private moment and display them for judgement?! 10:34 AM Jul 6th via TwitBird Retweeted by 2 people

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LeAnn Rimes

Dear LeAnn,

So, you want to kiss the man you shamelessly had an affair with your boyfriend. Not a problem. In public. Still okay. In front of his kid. A little iffy, a dry peck is fine. And you want to complain that the paparazzi invaded your “private moment.” I don’t know how to tell you this, but you were in public. As for people passing judgment, well….

First of all LeAnn, no one has been interested in you in about ten years. Your career had pretty much been at a standstill until you decided to have a very public affair, and essentially invited the tabloids back into your life, since exclusive interviews pay more and are less work than going on tour. And now about this kiss. Your boyfriend is currently in a custody battle with his ex-wife, and after being seen cavorting with you all over the blogs, he needs all the help he can get. So what do you do? You dry hump him in front of his 3 year old son, while letting the world know to chew this a$$.

Obviously, everyone is ripping you a new one for this unfortunate photo. Well LeAnn, I am your people, and this is my advice. The next time you decide to shoot a remake to “Face Down, A$$ Up,” please do so in private. Or better yet, do whatever you want in public, just leave the kids with their mom. Also, if this relationship doesn’t work out, stay away from married men. Go back to making music, stop being tabloid bait, and go back to being the country sweetheart people used to love.

I am your people. Read the comments for advice from my people.

Sources: Deceiver , E! (photo) , Boomer Mayne , YouTube , Twitter