Christian Dior: Eyes on the Prize

Dear Christian Dior,

Okay, not the man himself but the current designer, John Galliano. Mr. Galliano, you’re a famous fashion genius, who I only know for Celine Dion’s 1999 Oscar dress. And the Dior brand has made some questionable decisions in all logo everything . But not you’ve taken it too far. Ladies and gentleman, I give you Christian Dior contact lenses.

First of all – how do you see the logo? I understand monogrammed eyeglasses; the logo is clearly visible. But who gets close enough to see “CD” on someone’s iris? Don’t answer that. Then there’s the color. Generally, I consider colored contacts to be mild fashion infraction. But, if it’s not Halloween, “thriller eyes” are a crime against humanity.

But I am your people Dior, and I’ll keep it short and sweet. In a recession, people don’t have $145 to spend on your silly assed contacts, so this a good time to admit the term “fashion genius” means excuse to charge people $50,000 to look like they’re being attacked by wild peacocks to go back to the classic Dior fashion we all know and love. But can’t afford to buy.

I am your people. Read the comments for advice from my people.

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